Small, but seemingly older boy talking to bus driver: " Man, how do you drive such a thing?"
Older bus driver: "Let me tell you boy, this thing weighs 18 tons. When you're behind the wheel of something that weighs 18 tons and someone plays chicken with you, you don't flinch."
Seemingly older boy (that I later find out is going to law school in VA): ::dumbfounded look:: "Gee...I don't even know if my car weighs a ton..."
The hilarity in this conversation was just the dynamic between the two, that I guess you had to be there to see. Or maybe it's the fact that it's a horribly rainy Monday morning and my iPod died the second I turned it on, and I forgot my umbrella, and totally needed some form of amusement on the bus...
